mom no. mom. no. mom stoppppp. mom stop. I want to play with my friends
Lenny I’ve told you a hundred times that tommy benson is just bad news. We’re going home.
roses are black
violets are black
blind people are going to find this offensive
I don’t think blind people are going to find anything
Oh Chemistree, oh chemistree,
How lovely are your beakers.
You wish your chem lab was as cool as mine.
This is the most cyberpunk thing I have ever seen.
what have you done to my basket
this is literally me trying to get my life together…
Are you sure he was alive?
When she undresses
in front of you, assure her
that you love every piece
of her more every day;
remind her that ‘every
piece’ includes even the
parts of her that she cannot
seem to swallow.
Once y’all are married, obvi